About The Author Of Your Downfall

Imaginator and Wrangler Of Words. Will sometimes dance for food. Often uncomfortable in the presence of people lacking pants. Also, paradoxically, in the presence of people wearing pants.

Likes:

Bacon

Anti-Communist Sentiment

Not being raped by lobotomised vagrants calling him “Pig Lord”

Dislikes:

Toast

Small children

Having reality turn into the videoclip for Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” on every second Tuesday of the month

There’s bees out there, you know.

Hurl abuse at fredthesurlyllama@hotmail.com