Short Tales Of Terror

Koschei the Deathless becomes uneasy when his phylactery is given away in the new product series from Kinder™ Surprise.

Published in: on June 21, 2009 at 9:59 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Short Tales Of Terror

A wizard completes the rites and incantations to become a lich, forgetting he still has 4 months to go on his Fruit of the Month club subscription.

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A Jungle Explorer finds the Fountain Of Youth. 8 days later, Nuclear War destroys civilization. Turns out radiation poisoning kills young and old alike.

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A witch living in the forest manages to lure 2 kids into her oven, but the ignition’s been sticking lately & it’s just too costly to repair.

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A vegan angers a Gypsy who turns his whole family into lentils & he has no other food in the house. WHAT DOES HE DO??I mean, they’re lentils now. Is it still murder?

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A chainsaw murderer loses his Unemployment Benefits, and can no longer afford 2-stroke petrol for his chainsaw.

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A Nazi scientist gets funding to create a Zombie Drug. He loses all the money at the dog track & has to get a job at a call-centre to pay it back.

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Guy turns into a dracula, but then loses his job at the blood bank due to unrelated circumstances.

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Short Tales Of Terror

A Mummy’s bandages get caught on a nail & unravel, revealing the actually quite nice job the plastic surgeon did on his breasts.

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