Yusef, You Bastard X

Yusef, you bastard, did you replace the antiseptic in my adhesive medical strips with Tabasco sauce?  A commendable effort, but you’re still such a bastard!

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Published in: on July 25, 2008 at 8:21 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard IX

Yusef, you bastard! How is it that my living room is the setting for the winning entry in the “Best Group-Sex Scene – Video” category in the recent Adult Film Awards?

Published in: on June 28, 2008 at 11:16 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard VIII

Yusef, if that was your semen I tasted in my coffee, I’m going to beat you to death with a small puppy very very soon.

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:57 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard VII

Yusef, you bastard, get away from me with that thing. I don’t need a pap-smear! No, I KNOW you’ve only got my interests at heart. Now fuck off!

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:56 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard VI

Yusef, that Cabbage Patch Dolls/My Little Pony bestiality diorama you left on my lawn this morning was frankly disturbing. I worry about you, Yusef, I really do.

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:55 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard V

Yusef, put that tube back in. No, I don’t care what you need it for, Father O’Leary’s dialysis machine needs it more!

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:54 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard IV

Yusef, you mad arab bastard, STOP sending transgender fetishist prostitutes to my house when you know I have company!

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:53 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard III

Yusef, you bastard, did you post “male to male escort” fliers with my details at every train station in town? You utter, utter bastard!

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:52 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard II

Yusef, you bastard, just LISTEN to me when I say  I don’t have your prosthesis in my freezer!  No, I don’t know who has it.  Just put your penis away and go HOME.

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:52 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yusef, You Bastard I

It WAS black, not green! Yusef, you owe me a carton of cigarettes and the use of your sister for a night!

Published in: on June 18, 2008 at 9:51 am  Leave a Comment  
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